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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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