What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Rock mattress.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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