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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

save water shower with friends

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

roses are red, violets are violet

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

women have rights

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Looks through the peephole.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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