Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Do you need any assistance?

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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The penn state football administration

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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