what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

roses are red, violets are violet

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Looks through the peephole.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

women

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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