tim rafter died no one cared

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Who has downs this joke

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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69, hahaha

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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