- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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