- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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