- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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