Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Rebecca Black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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