silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Chuck Norris

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I only like NY as a friend.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Looks through the peephole.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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rape that shit

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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OGC - tilt your head

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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