girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Obama-Care

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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FAP

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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