whats pale and white your ass.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Is this a chair?

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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