a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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women's rights.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Gestapo.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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