If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Chuck Norris

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Looks through the peephole.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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rape that shit

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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