whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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