- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

poop

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Chuck Norris.

Susie has Autism

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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