your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Enchilada

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DOWN

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PUDDING

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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How old is victor? Old

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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