Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Lil' Wayne

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Paul Dylan King!

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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baby loves lalma

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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