How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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