a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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This is not a good joke.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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