- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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