How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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