BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Tennesse

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Like this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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women playing football?

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Women"s Rights

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Anti Joke

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