What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

im a selling a car

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

whats long and black? a baton

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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