Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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T-Dog scare me

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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