Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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I like to eat people

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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