hey bill!

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Boobs are nasty!

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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A black goes to college

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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