How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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