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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What is worse than hell?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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