Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Whats 9 + 10? 19

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Can I touch it?

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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