Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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