- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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