- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Japan called... They need help.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

The Holocaust

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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