a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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