4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Flab

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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