Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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potatoes

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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