how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Your mother is a man.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Enchilada

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Knock knock What

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Is this a chair?

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robin, get in the car.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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