- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What's dead? Your mum.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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