What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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baby loves lalma

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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