You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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weiner? balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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