Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Your mother

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Anti Joke

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