"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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