Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Ass

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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