Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Do you need any assistance?

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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a black guy leaves prison

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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