What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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