Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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I like to eat people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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kiss me?

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your mom

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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