Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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