whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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