- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Knock knock whos there punctuation

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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