What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Flab

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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