- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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