How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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404 Error: Joke not found

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Will you marry me?

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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