How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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brian mcgee is gay!

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OGC - tilt your head

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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What's up? A direction...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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