What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Hellen Keller

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Don't think of granny porn

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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