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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

whos gay? you are

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

i love antijokes

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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