- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Black Veil Brides.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Potato.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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