What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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hi. thats what she said.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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