What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Your mother is a man.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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What is next?

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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