- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

why did i fall? i got pushed!

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