What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Kah-________-

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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