- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

alert('hiiii');

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Roses are red Violets are penis

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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