i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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