What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Your mother is a man.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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