Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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What is a question?

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save water shower with friends

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Whats9+10 19

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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