- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Hitler was Jewish.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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