c+t+c?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Ham sandwich

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

I'm taken

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

fabien

A day without sunshine is like night.

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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