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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Women's football

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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save water shower with friends

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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