- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Barack Obama

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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