Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Gestapo.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Rebecca Black

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What's up? The sky.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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