Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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