silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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a black father

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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