Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

George Bush does not care about black people.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Gestapo.

Rebecca Black

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What's up? The sky.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

My mom.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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