A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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poop

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Hello

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Your Mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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