So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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