- Anti Joke

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

My mom.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

People Eating Tasty Animals

lick my ballsack.... ok

Hello

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

K

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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