Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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ha.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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c+t+c?

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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