What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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