Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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