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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Knock knock Who's there My dick

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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