why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Ouch.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Period Blood

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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