My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Q: What's the point? A: .

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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