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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Dancing Potatoe!

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

what is big and white? the moon

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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