what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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potatoes

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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The Holocaust

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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