Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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hi. thats what she said.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lil' Wayne

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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