- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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