how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

The 13th Amendment...

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Chuck Norris.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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