your mom is so blind she cant read.

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black people

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Anti Joke

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