What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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