what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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No it isn't.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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