A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

The 13th Amendment...

Kah-________-

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Chuck Norris.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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