- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

I can Nazi

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Cold camel scrotum.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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