math test 2=2

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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baby loves lalma

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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