Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

*you're

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What's 9+10=? 19

The 19th Amendment

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

women's rights

How old is victor? Old

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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