- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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