What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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PUDDING

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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