A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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