- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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