What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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