There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Unflushed Shit...

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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PENlS.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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*you're

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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