Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Women's Rights

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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It smells like triangles in here.

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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i eat poop

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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